Wangibhebha

 Wangibhebha Umalume

Usengibulele umalume ngesende kodwa bandla yimi engamsukela, yena wayengithathisa okwengane nje kwaze kwaba yimi omulingayo. Indaba yasuka emva kokuthandana nomngani wami. Umngani wayehlezi engitshela ngokubhebhana kwabo, una30 umalume mina ngina19 mina. Ngaqala ngamuhalela umalume.

Ngangike ngiye endlini yakhe engaphandle ngizibhincele ithawula angibuke kodwa angasho lutho ngibuye ngichame eduze kwewindi lakhe ngibone kunyakaza ikhethini ngizenze onganakile ngifuna asibone kahle isibumbu sami nephenti ngilikhuphule slowly khona ezoba nesikhathi sonke sokungibuka. Uma sihleli naye sibuka umabonakude ngihlala kusofa ongaphesheya ngivule imilenze ukuze alibone kahle ikhekhe. Ngelinye ilanga ngithula iwashingi yakhe ngashiya nephenti lami kwi washing yake, ngabona ngaye esangilethela nami ngizenze umuntu oshawa amahloni ‘mi mshana’ ngilithathe kuye sengicwebise amehlo, ngangithi uzosho okuthize kanti lutho. Kwaze kwaba ngelinye ilanga sisele sodwa nge weekend ngivuke ekuseni ngizifakele isikhindi sami sokulala lapho isibumbu siqumbile kulesikhindi sami esincane. Ngiyonocker endlini yakhe athi ngena wavele wasangana wathi ‘aw mshana kamalume’ angincome athi ngimuhle ngibonge nami athathe umakhalekhukhwini wakhe acele ukungishutha ngivume ngishaye ama pose lawa agangile. Ngigibele embhedeni asukume yoooo! itende selimile. Ngavele ngalala ngomhlane savela sonke isibumbu waqhubeka washutha wacela ngikhumule ivest ngasala ngamabele, salandela nesikhindi washutha waze wahluleka ukuzibamba weza ngqo kimina wangiqabula wangikhotha amabele. Akuphelanga sikhathi wayesegudla esibunjini ngolimi, cha uyayikhotha inkomo uLumehh aze ayivule angene ngolimi, chamiyane ke mina. Umalume ehlise itrunk abuye nomthondo ongakanani. Kuvele Kuthi angishintshe umqondo sengibona lenkunzimalanga yomthondo. Ngisababaza ubukhulu bawo wabe esewufuhlela phakathi. Akuthathanga sikhathi wasidedela sonke isidoda phakathi kanti nami sengiyachame aweeee maaaluume…. ohhh mshaaaaaanaaa